225、Three wishes

A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out.

The genie said, "I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double." The man agreed, and said, "I wish I had a mansion." The genie granted it, and his ex-wife got two mansions. The man said, "I would like a million dollars." The genie again granted it and his ex-wife got two million dollars. Then the man said, "Scare me half to death."

三个愿望

一个男人在一个山洞里寻找宝藏。他发现了一盏旧灯，就擦了擦，突然一个妖怪走了出来。

妖怪说：“我给你三个愿望，但你的前妻会加倍得到。”

男人同意了，然后说，“我想拥有一幢大厦。”妖怪给了，他的前妻则得到了两幢。

男人又说：“我要一百万。”

妖怪又给了，他的前妻则拥有了两百万。然后那个男人说：“吓我半死。”
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226、 Learn what?

There are two men in the bathroom -- an Englishmen and an Australian -- all at the stalls. The Englishman zips up and walks over to the sink and uses a lot of soap and water and before he leaves he says , “In England, we learned to be clean and neat.”

The Aussie, zips up and walks over to the door. Before leaving he mumbles under his breath, “In Australia, we learn not to piss on our hands.”

学会什么？

两个人在厕所里，一个是英国人，另一个是澳大利亚人，都在小便。

英国人拉上拉链，走到水槽旁，用了很多肥皂和水洗手，在他离开厕所之前，他说，“在英国，我们学会干净整洁。”

那个澳大利亚人也拉上拉链，朝门口走去。在离开之前，他咕哝道，“在澳大利亚，我们学会不尿在手上。”