| 223、What's
difference between heaven and hell
One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him what he wanted
to know.
“God,” he said, “What is heaven like?”
God replied, “Well, normally I don't tell people this, but since
you are my servant, I guess I can tell you. Heaven will be like
a city. It will have the best of everything. For example, the
French will be the chefs; the Italians will be the lovers; the
English will be the policeman; the Germans will be the mechanics;
and the Dutch will be the politicians!”
The man looked pleased. “What is hell like?” he asked.
“Well,” he said with a sigh, “the French will be the mechanics;
the Italians will be the politicians; the English will be the
chefs; the Germans will be the policemen; and the Dutch will
be the lovers.”
天堂与地狱的区别
一天晚上，上帝同一个传教士谈话，告诉他他最想知道的事。
“上帝，”传教士问：“天堂是什么样的？”
上帝说：“嗯，通常我是不会告诉别人的，但既然你是我的仆人，我想我可以告诉你。天堂就像一座城市。它拥有一切最美好的东西。比如，法国人会成为厨师，意大利人会成为情圣，英国人会成为警察，德国人会成为机械师，荷兰人会成为政治家！”
传教士听得很陶醉。“那地狱又是什么样的？”他问道。
“嗯，”上帝叹息道：“法国人会成为机械师，意大利人会成为政治家，英国人会成为厨师，德国人会成为警察，荷兰人会成为情圣！”
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224、Horrible interview
Three men are at the FBI Building for a job interview. The interviewing
FBI agent tells the first man, ''To be in the FBI you must be
loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the
next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this
gun.''
The man takes the gun, hesitates, and says, ''Sorry, I can't
do it.''
The next interviewee enters the office and the agent tells him
the same thing he told the first guy.
The second man takes the gun, walks into the room, and walks
out. ''Sorry, I can't.'' he says.
The last man enters the office and the interviewer yet again
explains the test. The man takes the gun and goes into the room.
The agent hears 6 shots, silence, then a lot of screaming.
The man comes out of the room and says, ''Someone loaded the
gun with blanks, so I beat her to death with the curtain railing!''
恐怖的面试
三个人在FBI大楼接受面试。FBI面试官对第一个人说：“要想成为一名FBI，你必须忠诚、忘我，献出你的一切。你的妻子在隔壁房间，我让你进去，用这把手枪杀了她。”
那个人拿着手枪，一阵犹豫后，说：“对不起，我不能这么做。”
第二人走进办公室，面试官对提出了他同样的要求。第二人拿着枪走进房间，又走了出来，说：“对不起，我不能这么做。”
第三个走进办公室，面试官又说了同样的话。那个人拿着枪走进房间。面试官听到6声枪响，沉默，然后是一阵尖叫。然后男人走出房间，说：“有人在枪里放了空子弹，所以我用窗帘杆把她打死了。”
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