221、A blonde's brain
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals.
She proudly said, "Go ahead1 and quiz　me. I know all of them!"
Her friend said, "O.K. then, what's the capital of France?"
The blonde replied, "Oh, that's so easy! F ."

金发女郎的头脑

一个金发女郎吹嘘她对世界各地首都了如指掌。她骄傲地说：“尽管问吧，我全知道！”
她朋友说：“那么，法国的首都叫什么？”
金发女郎说：“噢，太容易了！ F。”
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222、Glass Eye
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. As he did so, a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from just in time to notice a young woman looking down.
"Is this yours?" he asked.
She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" and the man agreed.
On his arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink. Because she was very attractive, he agreed.
Shortly afterward she said, "I'm about to have dinner. Would you like to join me?"
He readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal.
As the evening was drawing to a close the lady said, "I've had a marvelous evening. Would you like to stay the night?"
The man hesitated then said, "Do you act like this with every man you meet?"
"No," she replied. "Only those who catch my eye."

玻璃眼球

一个住在某街区公寓里的男人，以为外面下雨了，就从窗户探出头来看看是否真下雨了。就在这时，一只玻璃假眼掉到他手中。他朝上看看是从哪里掉下来的，刚巧看见一个年轻女人也正朝下望。
“这是你的吗？”他问道。
她说：“是的，你能拿上来吗？”男人同意了。
当他到来时，她向他表达了深深谢意，并请他喝一杯。因为她相当有魅力，所以他同意了。
过了一会儿，她说，“我准备用餐，你和我一起，好吗？”
他很乐意地接受了她的邀请，两个人享用了一顿美餐。
当夜幕降临，那位女士又说：“我度过了美妙的一晚，今夜你愿意留下来吗？”
男人犹豫了一会儿，然后说：“你对所有遇到的男人都这样？”
“不，”她答道：“只有那些抓住我眼睛的人。”