219、That's me!

In a darkest night, a policeman watches a staggering man trying in vain to unlock a door.
"Is this your home?" the policeman asks.
"Sure, I'll prove it to you if you help me."
Inside, the man explains, "You see, this is my bedroom. And this is my wife."
"And who is the man next to her?" the policeman wants to know.
"That's me!"

是我啊

在一个漆黑的夜晚，一名警察看到一个醉醺醺的男人怎么也打不开门。
“这是你家吗？”警察问。
“当然，如果你帮我，我将证明给你看。”
走进屋里，那个男人说：“你瞧，这是我的卧室，这是我太太。”
“那她身边的男人是谁？”警察想知道。
“那是我啊！”
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220、He's moving
After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation. They are all asked the same question, "When you're lying in your casket, and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"

The first guy immediately responds, "I would like to hear them say that I was one of the great doctors of my time, and a great family man."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a great difference in the children of tomorrow." The last guy thinks for a moment, and then replies, "I guess I'd like to hear them say, 'Look, he's moving!'"

他在动

在一场车祸中三位朋友共赴黄泉，他们被问同一个问题：“当你躺在棺材里，所有的亲友都在哀悼你，你最希望他们说什么？”

第一位马上回答说：“我希望他们说我是最出色的医生和最好的住家男人。”

第二位说：“我希望听到我是个好丈夫，是个对未来的孩子有巨大影响的好老师。”

最后一位想了一会儿说：“我想我最希望听见他们说，‘瞧，他在动’。”