218、Unlucky

There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying.

The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying."

"No, it's not that. Today is the worst day of my life. First, I overslept and late to an important meeting.
My boss, outrageous, fired me.

When I left the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police, they said they could do nothing.

I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab.

I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar.

And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you drink my poison ..."

不幸

有个小个子男人坐在酒吧里，眼睛一直盯着酒看。就这样他坐了半个小时。

然后，麻烦来了--一个爱捣乱的卡车司机走到他身边，拿起他的酒，一饮而尽。可怜的男人哭了起来。

卡车司机说：“别这样，我只是开个玩笑，我再为你买一杯就是了。我见不得男人哭。”

“不，不关那个事，今天是我一生中最倒霉的一天。

首先，我睡过头，去迟了一个重要会议。老板蛮横地开除了我。
当我离开办公楼去取车，发现我的车被盗了。警察说，他们无能为力。

我乘出租汽车回家，等我付给司机车钱，车开走了后，我才发现钱包丢在了车上。

我回到家又发现我的老婆与园丁偷情。
我离开家，来到这间酒吧。当我准备结束我的生命时，你喝了我的毒药……”