215、Where is the best pub

A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman were sitting in a pub discussing the best pubs around.

The Englishman says, ''There's a pub in the West Midlands where the landlord buys you a drink for every that you buy.''
The Scot is not impressed and says, ''That's nothing! In the Highlands every time you buy a drink the landlord buys you five.''
The Irishman, totally unimpressed, says ''That's nothing. In Dublin there's this pub where the landlord buys your drinks all night, and then when the bar shuts he takes you into a room and makes love to you.''

The Scot and Englishman are well impressed and ask if the Irishman goes there a lot. He replies ''No, but my sister told me about it.''

哪家酒吧最棒

一个苏格兰人，一个英国人和一个爱尔兰人坐在酒吧里讨论周围哪间酒吧最棒。

英国人说：“在中西部有间酒吧，老板买一送一。”
苏格兰人不以为然，说：“这没什么大不了的！在高地，每次你买一杯，老板送你五杯。”
爱尔兰人对此嗤之以鼻，说：“这也没什么。在都柏林有间酒吧，老板整晚酒水全包，然后当酒吧关门时，他还会带你到房间，与你做爱。”

苏格兰人和英国人都震惊不已，问爱尔兰人是否常去。他答道：“没有，是我姐姐告诉我的。”
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216、Golden Bar

A man comes home late one night, drunk.
"Where have you been?" asks his wife.
"In the Golden Bar! They have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden beer, and a golden urinal!" This sounds awfully suspicious to the wife, who calls the Golden Bar.
"Do you have golden chairs?"
"Yes."
"Do you have golden glasses?"
"Yes."
"Do you have golden beer?"
"Yes."
"Do you have a golden urinal?"
"Hold on." On the other end, she hears "Jack, I think we have a line on the guy who pissed in your saxophone."

金色酒吧

一天晚上，一个男人醉熏熏地回到家。
“你到哪里去了？”他妻子问。
“在金色酒吧！他们有金色椅子，金色玻璃杯，金色啤酒和金色尿壶！”
妻子觉得听起来很可疑，便打电话到金色酒吧。
“你们有金色椅子吗？” “是的。”
“你们有金色玻璃杯？”
“是的。”
“你们有金色啤酒？”
“是的。”
“你们有金色尿壶吗？”
“等等。”在电话那一头，她听到：“杰克，我想我们找到那个在你的萨克斯管里撒尿的家伙了。”