209、Blonde and Goldfish

A blonde had some goldfish and she did not know how to feed them.

So she called her brunette friend, and she showed her how. Once they were done feeding them, the blonde said, ''Now, what do I give them to drink?''

金发女郎和金鱼

一个金发女郎有一些金鱼，可是她不知道怎么喂它们。

她把朋友褐发女郎找来，后者示范给她看。喂完后，金发女郎问："好了，我给它们喝什么呢？"
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210、A magical mirror

A red head, a brunette, and (of course) a blond walk into a bar.

The bartender tells them in the bathroom there's a magical mirror that will give you something good if you tell it the truth. If you lied you get suck in.

The girls liked the idea so they all walked into the bathroom. The brunette said "I think I'm the best looking person in this bar" and out popped out her prize.

Next the red-head went up and said "I think I'm the smartest girl in this bar" it was the truth so a prize popped out of the mirror.

Next the blond went "I think...." She was sucked into the mirror and never seen again.

魔镜

红发女郎、褐发女郎和（自然是）金发女郎走进一家酒吧。

侍者告诉她们盥洗室里有一面魔镜，如果你对它说实话它会给你好处，一旦你对它撒谎，它会把你吞掉。

女孩们喜欢这个想法，一起走进了盥洗室。褐发女郎说："我想我是这间酒吧里最好看的人。"镜子里蹦出了她的奖品。

接着红发女郎走上前说："我想我是这间酒吧里最聪明的人。"这是实话，镜子里蹦出了奖品。

接着金发女郎上前："我想……"她立刻被吞进镜子里，从此消失了。