208、Blonde - Detectives

Three blondes were witnesses to a crime, so they went to the police station to identify the suspect. The police chief said he would show them a mug shot of someone for thirty seconds, then ask each one for a description. After showing the photo to the first blonde, he covered it, then asked her how she would recognize the suspect.
''Easy,'' she replied. ''He only has one eye.''
The chief was stunned. ''He only has one eye because it is a profile shot! Think about it!'' He repeated the procedure for the second blonde and again asked how she would recognize him.
''He only has one ear,'' was her answer.
''What is the matter with you people? It is a profile shot! You are seeing him from the side!'' He repeated the procedure for the third blonde, then said, ''How would you recognize the suspect? Now think before you give me a stupid answer.''
After viewing the photo, she thought for a minute, then said, ''He's wearing contact lenses.''
This took the chief by surprise. He looked real hard at the picture and couldn't tell if the suspect had contacts or not, so he went into the database and looked at the report. Sure enough, when the mug shot was taken, he was wearing contact lenses! He went back to her and asked, ''How could you tell he was wearing contact lenses? Nobody else here in this precinct saw that!''
''Well,'' she said, ''he can't wear regular glasses with only one eye and one ear, now, can he?''

金发侦探

三位金发女郎目击了一桩罪行，去警察局鉴别疑犯。

警察长官说他会将某个人的面部特写给每个人看三十秒，然后要她们各自描述一下。第一个金发女郎看过后，警察长官盖上照片，然后问她怎么鉴别这个疑犯。
"这容易，"她回答，"他只有一只眼睛。"
长官惊呆了。"他只有一只眼睛是因为这是张侧面照！想想去吧！"对第二位女郎，他重复了同样的程序，然后问她怎么鉴别疑犯。
"他只有一只耳朵。"这是她的答案。
"你们有什么毛病啊？这是张侧面照！你们看到的是他的侧面！"对第三个金发女郎，他再次重复这个程序，然后说："你怎么鉴别这个疑犯？好好想想，别做出愚蠢的回答。"
看过照片后，她想了一分钟，然后说道："他戴着隐形眼镜。"
这使长官大吃一惊。他使劲地看着照片也说不出那疑犯有没有戴着隐形眼镜。于是他到数据库去查找记录。可不，照那张面部特写时，他果真戴着隐形眼镜！他回去问她："你怎么就说得出他戴着隐形眼镜呢？这儿没人看得出来！"
"唔，"她说，"只有一只眼睛和一只耳朵，一般的眼镜他戴不了，是吧？"