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206、I don't think so.

After a visit to the circus, Geoff and Don were discussing the thrills and marvels they had seen.

"I didn't think much of the knife-thrower, did you ? " said Geoff.
"I thought he was great! "enthused Don.

"Well I didn't,' said Geoff. 'He kept chucking those knives at that girl but he didn't hit her once. "

我不这么认为

看过马戏表演后,杰阿夫和丹在讨论他们所看到的惊险刺激。
“我认为那个飞刀手不怎么样,你呢?”杰阿夫说。
“我认为他很棒呀!”丹激动地说。
“我可不认为。”杰阿夫说,“他不断地冲那个女孩扔刀子,却一次也没击中。”
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207、Blonde and Genie

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp.

They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie.
He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish.

The redhead went first. ''I hate it here. It is too hot and boring. I want to go home!'' ''Okay,'' replied the genie. And off she went. Then the brunette went. ''I miss my family, my friends and relatives. I want to go home, too!!'' And off she went. The blonde started crying and said, ''I wish my friends were back here!''

金发女郎和妖怪
金发女郎、褐发女郎和红发女郎被困在一个岛上多年,终于有一天他们发现了一盏神灯。

她们用力擦神灯,从里面蹦出一个妖怪来。他说只可以满足她们三个愿望,因为有三个人,只好一个人满足一个愿望了。

红发女郎先说:"我讨厌这儿。这儿太热太无聊了。我想回家!""好的。"妖怪回答道。她离开了。

接着轮到褐发女郎了:"我想念我的家人、朋友和亲戚,我也想回家!!"她也走了。金发女郎即刻大哭起来,说:"我想我的两个朋友回来!"