203、What part did you get?

Two immigrants arrive in　the United States. One of them says that he's heard that people in the U.S. eat dogs, and if they're going to fit in, they better eat dogs as well. So they head to the nearest hot dog stand and order two 'dogs.' The first guy unwraps his, looks at it, and nervously looks at his friend.
"What part did you get?"

你拿到了哪个部位？
两个移民来到美国。其中有一个人说，他听说美国人吃狗，如果他们想融入这里，他们最好也吃狗。于是他们直接来到最近的热狗店，要了两只“狗”。第一个人打开包装袋，看了看，然后不安地看着他的朋友，问：“你拿到了哪个部位？”
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204、The use of fork

Three men are found in the wilderness by civilized cannibals. "You have two choices of death," says the chief. "We either will kill you as a coward, or we will let you die honarable deaths for your homelands. You choose the weapon. Either way, your skins will be used to make our canoes."
The first man, a soldier at heart, asks for a handgun. With this shoots himself. The next man, a warrior at heart, he uses a Japanese katana to commit seppuku as a Japanese man. The last man asks for a fork. He stabs himself repeatedly in the chest.
"I HOPE YOUR CANOE SINKS!"

叉子的妙用
三个男人在野外被文明的食人族抓住。“你有两种死法可以选择，”头领说。“我们或者把你们像懦夫般杀死，或者让你们为祖国光荣献身。你们自己挑选武器。但无论哪种方法，你们的皮都将被用作我们的皮筏。”
第一个人骨子里是个战士，要了一把手枪，射向自己的心脏。第二个人骨子里是个勇士，他选了一把刀像日本人一样切腹自尽。第三个人要了一把叉子。他使劲地用叉子戳自己的胸。“但愿你们的皮筏都漏水下沉！”
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205、If you were ...

Roger was in a very full bus when a fat girl opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, you'd stand up and let someone else sit down."
"And if you were a lady,' replied Roger, 'you'd stand up and let four people sit down. "

如果你是……
罗杰坐在一辆非常挤的公共汽车上，对面的一个胖女孩说道：“如果你是个绅士，你就会站起来让别人坐下。”
“那如果你是一位女士，”罗杰回答，“你就会站起来让四个人坐下。”