202、A dancing duck

A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded around a table watching a little show.

On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it.

The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner.

After some wheeling and dealing6 they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot.

Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a rip-off! I put him on the pot before a whole audience and he didn't dance a single step!"

"So?" asked the duck's former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"

跳舞鸭

一个马戏团的老板走进一间酒吧，看到大家都围在一张桌子前看表演。

桌子上有一只倒扣的罐子，一只鸭子正在上面跳踢踏舞。

马戏团老板很感兴趣，他向鸭子的主人提出买下这只鸭子，经过一番讨价还价，他们终于以1万美元的价格成交了那只鸭子和罐子。

三天后，马戏团的老板怒气冲冲地跑回酒吧。

“你的鸭子是骗人的！我把它放在罐子上，面对众多观众，可是它连一个舞步都不跳！”

“是吗？”鸭子的前任主人问：“你记得点罐子下的蜡烛了吗？”