201、Dead rabbit

This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth.

The rabbit is dead and the guy panics.

He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house and gives it a bath, blow dries its fur and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping they will think it died of natural causes.

A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, 'Did you hear that Fluffy died?'

The guy stammers and says, 'Um...no...um...what happened?'

The neighbor replies, 'We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There must be some real sick people out there!'


死兔子

一天，一个人下班回家，发现他的狗嘴里正叼着邻居家的宠物兔。

兔子已经死了，男人十分惊慌。

他以为邻居会恨死他，于是就把脏兮兮的、咬得伤痕累累的兔子拿回家，给它沐浴，吹干毛发，然后再把它送回邻居家的笼子里，希望他们会以为它是自然死亡的。

几天后，邻居在外面问他：“你听说我的兔子死了吗？”

男人结结巴巴地说：“嗯，没有，嗯，怎么了？”

邻居说：“一天我们发现它死在笼子里，但奇怪的是，安葬它的第二天我们出去了，有人把它挖出来，给它洗澡，又把它送回笼子里。这里一定有神经病。”