128、Teeth

What happened when a female monster 56 fell in love with a grand piano?

She said, “darling, you've got lovely teeth.”

牙

当一个女妖怪爱上一个大钢琴时会发生什么事？
她说：“亲爱的，你有一口可爱的牙。”
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129、Lovers' Prattle of Centipede

What did one centipede57 say to another?
You've got a lovely pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of legs....

蜈蚣的情话

一个蜈蚣怎么对另一位蜈蚣说话？
你有一双可爱的脚，一双可爱的脚，一双可爱的脚，……
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130、Jewelry

A clever elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted, so she told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings58, a diamond necklace, an emerald59 bracelet60, and a gold Rolex."

"But you're not wearing any of those things!" the artist pointed out.

"I know," she said. "It's in case I die before my husband. If he remarries right away, I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."

珠宝

一位聪明的老妇人决定让人给自己画一幅肖像，她对艺术家说：“给我画上钻石耳环、钻石项链、翡翠手镯和劳力士金表。”

“但是你没有戴这些东西啊！”艺术家指出。

“我知道。”她说，“万一我死在我丈夫之前，他马上再婚的话，我要他的新太太疯狂地去寻找这些珠宝。”