122、The Most Wonderful Weekend

Sam and a beautiful woman walk into a very posh45 furrier.
"Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims. So the owner of the shop goes in back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous full-length coat.

As the lady tries it on, the furrier discreetly whispers to the man, "Ah, sir, that particular fur goes for $65,000." "No problem! I'll write you a check!"“Very good, sir." says the shop owner. "Today is Saturday. You may come by46 on Monday to pick it up, after your check has cleared."
So Sam and the woman leave. On Monday, Sam returns. The owner of the store is outraged47: "How dare you show your face in here? There wasn't a single penny in your checking account!"
"I just had to come by," grinned Sam, "to thank you for the most wonderful weekend of my life!"

最美妙的周末

山姆和一个漂亮女人来到一家豪华的皮衣店。
“给这位女士看看你们最好的貂皮。”他大声说道。于是店老板走进里屋，拿了一件非常华丽的长大衣出来。

当女士试穿时，店主小声地对山姆说：“先生，这件特别的貂皮大衣价值65000美元。”“没问题，我开张支票给你。”“太好了，先生”店主说：“今天是星期六，等你的支票支付后，你可以星期一来取。”
于是山姆和女人离开了。星期一，山姆又来了。店主气急败坏：“你怎么有脸来？你的支票帐户一厘钱都没有。”
“我只是必须路过，”萨姆笑嘻嘻地说：“来感谢你给我带来了一生中最美好的周末。”
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123、Blame

A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting48.
"What's up?" he asks.
"I'm having a heart attack!" cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he is dialing, his 4-year old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your wardrobe and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering49 on the wardrobe floor.
"'You bastard50," says the husband. "My wife is having a heart attack and you're running around with no clothes on scaring the kids!"

责怪

一个男人下班后早早回家，听到卧室里传来异常的声音。他冲上楼去发现他的妻子光着身子躺在床上，大汗淋漓，气喘吁吁。
“怎么了？”他问。
“我心脏病犯了！”女人哭着说。
他跑下楼去打电话，正当他拔电话时，他4岁的儿子走了过来说，“爸爸，爸爸！泰德叔叔藏在你的衣橱里，他没有穿衣服！”
男人放下电话，咆哮着来到楼上卧室，越过他那尖叫的老婆，猛地打开橱门。果然，他的弟弟，全身裸露，哆哆嗦嗦地坐在
衣橱里。
“你这个杂种，”丈夫说：“我妻子心脏病犯了，你还光着身子到处跑，吓唬孩子！”