120、Go to Jail

About 3 in the morning, a wife wakes up to find she is alone in the bed and she can hear her husband crying uncontrollably. She gets up and starts to look for him. He's not in the bathroom, living room, or in the kitchen. As she passes the laundry39 room, she hears his faint sniffels coming from the basement. She turns on the light and goes downstairs to find him. Finally, she finds him huddled40 in the corner, rolled up into a ball, and crying hysterically41. She runs over to him and asks why he is crying. He says, "Do you remember when we got married twenty years ago?" She looks at him and says, "yes". He says, "well, a couple of months before, your dad said that I could marry you or go to jail." She says, "I already know that. I don't see what the problem is." He says, "don't you see!!! I would have gotten out today!"

坐牢

凌晨三点，妻子醒来发现自己一个人躺在床上，听到丈夫正在控制不住地哭泣。她起床开始找他。他不在洗手间，起居室，也不在厨房。当她走过洗衣间时，她听到地下室里传来微弱的抽
泣声。她打开灯到地下室找他。终于，她发现他在一角落里蜷缩成一团，正歇斯底里地哭泣。她跑过去问他为什么。他说：“你还记得我们20年前结婚的时候吗？”她看着他，说：“记得。”他说：“在那之前几个月，你父亲说如果我不娶你就要坐牢。”她说：“我已经知道了。我看不出这有什么问题。”他说：“你当然看不出！要是当年我去坐牢，今天我就可以出狱了！”
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121、Worth It

An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar42, when a stranger comes up to him and offers43 to sell Viagra (illegal in Egypt) for 100 Egyptian pounds.
"No, not worth it44!"
"OK, how about 50 Egyptian pounds?"
"No, not worth it!"
"OK, 20?"
"No, not worth it!"
"How about 10?"
"No, not worth it!"
"Listen, these pills cost US $10 each. How can you say they are not worth it?"
"Oh, the pills ARE worth it. My wife is not worth it."

值

一个埃及男人正在逛开罗集市，这时有个陌生人走上前来，向他兜售伟哥（在埃及遭禁的药），售价为100埃及镑。
“不，它不值！”
“好吧，50埃镑怎么样？”
“不，不值！”
“那20呢？”
“不，不值！”
“10镑怎么样？”
“不，不值！”
“嗨，这些药在美国1粒要卖到10美元，你怎么能说它不值呢？”
“唉，这些药是值钱的，但我老婆不值这个价呀。”