118、Revenge

"Cash or check ?" the cashier asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As the woman fumbled for her wallet, the cashier noticed a remote control37 for a television set in her purse.

"Do you always carry your TV remote?" the cashier asked.
"No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him."

报复

“付金还是支票？”包装完女顾客想买的所有东西后，收银员问。

当那个女人掏出钱包时，收银员发现她钱包里还有一个电视摇控器。

“你一直带着你家的电视摇控器？收银员问道。
“不，”她答道：“我丈夫不愿和我一起购物，于是我想这是我能做的对他来说最恶毒的事。”
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119、Make Decision

A married couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary.

At the party everybody wanted to know how they managed to stay married so long in this day and age.

The husband responded "When we were first married we came to an agreement. I would make all the major decisions and my wife would make all the minor decisions. And in 60 years of marriage we have never needed to make a major decision."

做决定

一对老夫妇庆祝他们结婚60周年纪念日。

在纪念日派对上，大家都想知道在这个年代他们如何能长久维系这段婚姻。

丈夫说：“我们当初结婚的时候，就达成了一个协定。我拍板一切重大决定，我的妻子做所有的小决定。在我们婚姻生活60年里，我们从不需要做重大决定。”