116、Mistake

A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers.
The guy says,“'Who is this?”
“This is the maid,” answers the woman.
“We don't have a maid,”says the man.
The woman says, “I was hired32 this morning by the lady of the house.”
The man says, “Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
The woman replies, "She is upstairs in the bed room with someone who I figured was her husband."
The guy is fuming33 and says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
The maid says, "What will I have to do?"
The man tells her, "I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch34 and the jerk she's with."
The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots.
The maid comes back to the phone, "What do I do with the bodies?"
The man says, "Throw them in the swimming pool."
Puzzled, the maid answers, "But you don't have a pool."
A long pause and the man says, "Is this 567-5309?"

错误

一个男人打电话回家，一个陌生的女人接了电话。
男人问：“你是谁？”
“我是女仆。”妇人答道。
“我们没有请女仆。”男人说。
妇人说：“我是今天早上被女主人聘请的。”
男人说：“哦，我是她丈夫，她在家吗？”
妇人答道：“她正和一个男人在楼上卧室里，我以为那是她丈夫。”
男人很恼火，对女仆说：“听着，你想要5万美元吗？”
女仆说：“需要我怎么做？”
男人告诉她：“我想让你从桌里拿出我的枪，把这对奸夫淫妇杀了。”
女仆放下电话；男人听到脚步声，然后是两声枪响。
女仆回来拿起电话：“我该怎么处理尸体？”
男人说：“扔进游泳池里。”
女仆被弄糊涂了：“但你家没有游泳池。”
一阵沉默后，男人问：“电话号码不是567-5309吗？”

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117、Punctuation

An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate35 it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."

标点符号

一位英文教授在黑板上写了一句话，“女人没有她男人一无是处”然后让他的学生们标上正确的标点符号。
男生标的是：“女人，没有她男人，一无是处。”
女生标的是：“女人：没有她，男人一无是处。”