114、Same

A man in a hotel lobby27 accidentally bumps28 a woman in the breast with his elbow. Quite apologetic, he turns to her and says “If your heart is as soft as your breast, you will surely forgive me.” She leans up to him and whispers “If your penis29 is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221.”

一样

在旅馆大厅里一个男人的肘部不小心碰到了一个女人的胸。他感到非常抱歉，对她说：“假如你的心和你的胸一样温柔的话，你一定会原谅我。”女人靠向男人，悄声说：“如果你那个地方和你的肘部一样坚硬的话，我的房间是1221号。
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115、Same as You Do

Just as mom walks though the door, little Jonny comes running over. He says “Mommy, Mommy. I was playing in daddy's closet and he came in with the lady next door and they started kissing and then they took off each others clothes and laid down on the bed...”
The mother interrupts him. “Stop right there!! Wait 'till daddy comes home!!”
When the father finally returns from work, mother promptly30 goes up to him and says “I'm leaving you.”
The father, bewildered31, slowly asks “Why!? What did I do?”
The mother turns to Johnny and says “ tell daddy exactly what you told me today!”
“I was playing in daddy's closet and he came in with the lady next door and they started kissing and then they took each other's clothes off and laid down on the bed...just like what you and Uncle Joe did last summer.”

和你做的一样

妈妈一进门，小约翰尼就跑了过来。他说：“妈妈，妈妈，我在爸爸的衣橱里玩，他和隔壁的女士一起进来，他们开始亲嘴，脱衣服，然后躺在床上……”
母亲打断了他。“别说了，等你爸爸回来再说！！”
当父亲下班回家时，母亲果断地走到他面前说：“我要离开你。”
父亲不知所措，慢慢地问道：“为什么？！我做了什么？”
母亲对约翰尼说：“把你今天对我说过的话再对你爸爸说一遍！”
“我在爸爸的衣橱里玩，他和隔壁的女士一起进来，他们开始亲嘴，脱衣服，然后躺在床上……就像去年夏天你和乔叔叔那样。”