103、Try on
An almost blind guy walked into a sexy lingerie9 shop to purchase their most see-through item for his wife. After receiving some help from the store clerk, he bought a lace teddy10 for $600 and brought it home for his wife to try on11. She took it upstairs and realized that it didn't quite fit. But, she figured, since it's supposed to be see-through and since he's almost blind, she might as well wear nothing at all. So she came downstairs completely naked.
"Huh," said the old man, hugging her. "For the amount I paid, they could've at least ironed the damn thing."

试衣

一个几乎盲了的人走进一间性感内衣店，为他的妻子选购一件最透明的内衣。在店员的帮助下，他花了600美元买了一件有花边的连体衣服，拿回家让妻子试穿。妻子上楼试穿，但不太合身。但是她想，既然这件衣服是透明的，而且他几乎看不见，她干脆什么都不穿。于是她光着身子下了楼。
“哼，”老头搂着她说道：“我付了这么多钱，他们至少应该先把它熨一下吧。”
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104、Late
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die."
The man did as he was instructed12, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. "Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh yeah?" the man asked... "And where the hell were you when I got married?"

迟了

一个男人走在大街上，突然他听到一个声音：“站住，不许动！如果你再走一步，一块砖会掉到你头上，将你砸死。”
男人停下脚步，一块大砖正好掉在他前面。男人很震惊。他继续往前走，过了一会儿他正准备过马路，一个声音再次响起：“别动，站住！如果你再走一步，一辆车回撞上你，把你撞死。”
男人依话照做，果然一辆车从拐角冲了过来，差点撞到他。“你在哪儿？”男人问。“你是谁？”
“我是你的守护天使。”那个声音答道。
“哦，是吗？”男人问：“那我结婚的时候，你该死的跑到哪里去了？”