101、Unfaithful on Three Occasions
A loving couple was celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary, privately, at home with a couple of bottles of champagne1. A bit tipsy2 and feeling very intimate the husband turns to his wife and asks, "Tell me truthfully, have you ever been unfaithful3 to me?"
"Well," she replied, "since you ask, to tell you the truth I have been unfaithful on three occasions."
"What? How could you?"
"Let me tell you about it," she said.
"The first time was back when we were first married. You needed open heart surgery and we didn't have the money, so I went to bed with the surgeon and got him to operate for free."
"Gee! That was noble of you. And, besides, I guess I should be grateful. But, tell me, what about the second time?"
"Do you remember that VP of Sales promotion you desperately wanted, and they were going to pass you over for someone else? Well, I went to bed with the President and he gave you the job."
"Hell, I think I could have done it on my own. But, then again, I guess I should be grateful. And so, what about the third time?"
"Do you remember two years ago when you wanted to become president of the Golf Club, and you were missing 53 votes..."

三次不忠
一对佳偶正庆祝他们的25周年结婚纪念日，在家里，两个人品着香槟酒，丈夫喝得微醉，感到很幸福，就问妻子：“告诉我实话，你曾做过对不起我的事吗？”
“嗯，”她答道：“既然你问了，我就告诉你实话，我曾三次对你不忠。”
“什么？你怎么能这么做？”
“让我慢慢告诉你吧。”她说。
“第一次是在我们刚结婚时，你需要做心脏手术，我们没有钱，于是我与外科医生上了床，让他免费为你做了手术。”
“呀！你这么做很高尚，此外，我想我应该感谢你。但是第二次呢？告诉我。”
“你还记得你很渴望升到销售副总的职位吗？他们当时打算考虑别人，我就和总裁睡了一觉，于是他给了你这份工作。”
“天哪，我还以为是靠我自己的能力。但我想应该再次表示感谢。那么，第三次呢？
“你还记得两年前你想做高尔夫俱乐部的总裁吗？那时你还差53票……”
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102、 Repay
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely4 burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft5 any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So, the husband offered to donate6 some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks7. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
　　After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded8 at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!
　　One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you. "
　　"My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek. "

回报
一对夫妻遭遇了一次可怕的事故，妻子的面部被严重烧伤。医生告诉丈夫因为他妻子太瘦而不能从她身体上移植皮肤，于是，这位丈夫提出捐献自己的皮肤子。然而医生发现只有丈夫臀部的皮肤比较适合移植，这对夫妻决定不告诉任何人，并且也请求医生帮他们守住这个秘密，毕竟这是件不雅的事。
手术后每一个人都惊奇地发现这位妻子变得很漂亮，甚至比她出事前还漂亮，她的亲戚和朋友们一直在谈论她的年轻美丽。
一天，她和丈夫单独在一起，她被丈夫的奉献精神深深地感动，她说：“亲爱的，我只想好好感谢你为我付出的一切，我真不知道该怎样回报你。”
丈夫回答说：“亲爱的，每次我看到你妈妈亲你的脸，我就得到了所有的回报。”