99、Deduct

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly.　So he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.
When the postal authorities received the letter to God, USA, they decided to send it to the President.
The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:
Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, D.C., and, as usual, those turkeys deducted87 $95.00 in taxes.

扣税

有一个小男孩非常想要100美元。于是他写信给上帝请求给他100美元。
当邮局长官收到这封信后，决定将它寄给美国总统。
总统觉得很有趣，就指示他的秘书给小孩子寄了5美元。总统认为这对小孩来说可是一大笔钱。
小男孩拿到5美元高兴万分，他给上帝写去感谢信，写道：
亲爱的上帝，感谢您寄来的钱。可是，我发现不知是什么原因，你的汇款到白宫走了一趟，像往常一样，那些该死的家伙竟扣下了95美元的税。
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100、Whisper

Once there was a little boy in church. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, "Mommy, I have to piss88."
The mother said, "Son don't say piss in church. Next time you have to piss, say, 'whisper' because it is more polite.
The next Sunday, the little boy was sitting by his father this time, and once again, he had to go to the bathroom .
He told his father, "Daddy I have to whisper."
The father said, "OK. Here, whisper in my ear."

说悄悄话

一个小男孩在教堂里。他想去上厕所，所以对母亲说：”妈妈，我想去撒尿。”
母亲说： "孩子，在教堂里不要说撒尿，下次你要撒尿，就说，‘说悄悄话’，因为这样礼貌一些。”
到了第二个星期六，这次小男孩与父亲坐在一起，他又想上厕所。
他对父亲说： "爸，我想说悄悄话。”
父亲说： "好啊，对着我的耳朵说。”