97、If He's in Hell, You can Ask Him

A second grade teacher was teaching students about whales.“Even though whales are big,”she explained, “Their throats are small so they eat very tiny animals called plankton85.”
“Can they eat people?”asked little Betty from the front row.
“No,” said the teacher, “their throats are just too small to swallow a person.”
Betty looked puzzled. “What about Jonah? He was eaten by a whale!”
“I'm sorry,” said the teacher getting a little annoyed, “It's physically impossible for a whale to have swallowed Jonah.”
Betty smiled with an idea, “I know, when I get to heaven I'll ask Jonah!”
Now the teacher was really annoyed, “What if Jonah is in hell, what will you do then?”
“Oh that's easy!” said Betty, “If he's in hell, you can ask him!”

假如他在地狱，你可以问他

一个二年级的老师正向孩子们讲解鲸鱼。“尽管鲸鱼很大，”她解释道，“但它们的喉咙很小，只能吃些诸如浮游生物之类的小动物。”
“它们吃人吗？”坐在前排的小贝蒂问道。
“不吃，”老师说，“它们的喉咙太小吞不下一个人。”
贝蒂看上去有点迷惑，“那乔纳呢？他就是被鲸鱼吃掉的！”
“对不起，”老师有点恼火了，“鲸鱼是不可能吞下乔纳的。”
贝蒂突然有了主意，笑着说：“我知道了，当我上天堂时我可以问乔纳！”
这时老师真的恼火了，“那乔纳在地狱，你怎么办呢？”
“噢，这好办！”贝蒂说：“假如他在地狱，你可以问他！”
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98、Deaf
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs, “I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE. I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO.”
His older brother leaned over and nudged86 the younger brother and said, “Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf.” To which the little brother replied, “No, but Gramma is!”

聋子
两个小男孩在祖父母家过夜。到了睡觉时间，两个小男孩跪在床边祈祷，其中小的一个大声祈求道：“我祈求有一辆自行车，我祈求拥有一部新款任天堂。”
大点的孩子用肘推了推小的，说：“为什么你这么大声祈祷，上帝又不是聋子。”小男孩答道：“可是奶奶是啊！”