90、Nearly

Father: How did you exams go ?
Son: I got nearly 100 in every subject
Father: What do you mean, nearly 100 ?
Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers !

差不多

爸爸：你考试考得怎么样？
儿子：每门课差不多100分。
爸爸：你说的差不多100分是什么意思？
儿子：题目对我来说没问题，就是答案麻烦。
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91、Who Discovered Australia

Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please ?
Pupil: There it is
Teacher: Now, Louise, who discovered Australia ?
Pupil: Fred did !

谁发现了澳大利亚

老师：弗雷德，你能在地图上找到澳大利亚吗？
学生：在这儿。
老师：那么，路丝，谁发现了澳大利亚？
学生：弗雷德。
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92、So Much
Pupil: I wished we lived in the olden77 days
Teacher: Why is that ?
Pupil: We wouldn't have so much history to learn !

太多
学生：我希望我生活在古代。
老师：为什么？
学生：那样的话我们就不用学那么多历史！
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93、Hating Girls
Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous78 face and figure of Demi Moore appeared on the screen. "If I ever stop hating girls," said one to the other, "I think I'll stop hating her first's."

憎恨女孩
两个男孩正在看电视，见到黛咪·摩尔令人难以置信的面孔和身段。“如果要我不再憎恨女孩，”一个对另一个说，“我想我会从她开始。”