87、Happy Birthday to You

A mother took her three-year-old daughter to church for the first time. Thee church lights were lowered, and then the choir came down the aisle74, carrying lighted candles. All was quiet until the little one started to sing in a loud voice, "Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you..."

祝你生日快乐

一位母亲带她3岁的女儿第一次去教堂。当教堂的灯变暗，唱诗班手持蜡烛走下走廊。周围一片安静，突然那个小女孩大声唱道："祝你生日快乐。祝你生日快乐……”
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88、Adam's Suit

A little boy opened the big and old family Bible. With fascination75, he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible and he picked up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that has been pressed in between pages. “Momma, look what I found,”the boy called out. “What have you got there, dear?” his mother asked. With astonishment76 in the young boy's voice he answered,“I think it's Adam's suit!!!!!”

亚当的衣服

一个小男孩打开家里的一本旧圣经。他饶有兴趣地翻看着。然后有东西从圣经里掉了出来，他捡起来，凑近一看，是一片被书页压扁
的老树叶。“妈妈，看看我发现的，”男孩叫道。“你从哪弄来的，宝贝？”他母亲问道。小男孩掩饰不住兴奋之情，说道：“我想这是亚当的衣服。”
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89、Stupid

A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating some　candy, when it slips from her fingers into a pile of hair on the floor.
"Oh dear, have you got hair on your candy?" asked the barber.
"Don't be so stupid, I'm only three!!" said the girl!

傻

一个小女孩被父亲带在理发店时正在吃糖果，忽然糖果从她手上滑到地上的一堆头发里。
“噢，亲爱的，你的糖上粘着头发了？”理发师问。
“别傻了，我才3岁。"女孩说。