85、Free Haircut

A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. he placed the boy in the chair.
　　“I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade," he said. "I'll be back in a few minutes."

　　When the boy's haircut was completed and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said, "Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about you."

"That wasn't my daddy," said the boy. "He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, 'Come on, son, we're gonna get a free haircut!"

免费理发

一名男子带着一个小男孩走进理发店。当这位男子享受完所有的服务-刮脸、洗发、修指甲、理发等等后，他把孩子放在椅子上说：“我去买一条游行用的绿色领带，几分钟就回来。"

那孩子都剪好发了那名男子还没回来，理发师说：“看来你爸爸完全把你给忘了。"

"那不是我爸爸，他是个过路的人，他牵着我的手说：'走，我们去免费理发。'"
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86、Go to School

Tommy had reached school age. His mother managed with a blast of propaganda73 to make him enthusiastic about the idea. She bought him lots of new clothes, told him of the new friends he'd meet and so on. Came the first day, he eagerly went off and came back home with a lot of glowing reports about school.
Next morning when she woke him up, he asked "What for ?" She told him it was time to get ready for school.
"What, again ?" he asked.

上学

汤姆到了上学年龄，他妈妈给他做了大量思想工作让他对上学感兴趣。她给儿子买了许多新衣服，告诉他将遇到许多新朋友等等。上学第一天，他急切地去学校，回到家中兴高采烈向妈妈汇报学校的情况。
第二天早晨当她叫醒儿子的时候，他问：“干什么，妈妈？”她告诉儿子该起床上学了。
“什么，还要去？”儿子问道。