82、Change

A lady lost her handbag during a day of shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty singles." The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have change for a reward."

零钱

一位小姐在逛商场时丢了手袋，正好有一个诚实的小男孩拾到并交还给她。她检查了一钱包说：“真奇怪，我的包里原来有一张二十美元
钞票在里面，怎么现在变成了二十张零钱？”小男孩马上回答说：“没错，小姐。上次我捡到一个小姐的包，她当时没有零钱谢我。”
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83、 Autograph

“Dad, Can you write in the dark?”
“I think so. What is it you want me to write?”
“Your name on this report card.”

签名

“爸爸，你能在黑暗中写字吗？”
“我想可以。你想让我写什么？”
“在这张成绩单上签名。”
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84、Have a Wife

At Sunday School they were doing the Creation story and Johnny heard how Eve was created from Adam's side.
Later that week Johnny's mother noticed him lying down as though he was ill and she asked:
What's the matter with you?
I have a pain in the side., I think I'm going to have a wife ?

有一个妻子

约翰在星期日学校听到夏娃是由亚当的肋骨变成的。
不久约翰的妈妈注意到他躺着好像生病了，妈妈问道：
“你怎么了？”
“我觉得这边肋骨有点痛，我想我马上就会有一个妻子了。”