79、You Are Jesus
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, age 5 and Ryan, age 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity to teach a moral lesson and said, "If Jesus were sitting here, he would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake. I can eat when he is finished.'
So Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus."

你做耶稣
一位母亲正准备为她的两个儿子—5岁的凯文和3岁的赖恩做薄煎饼。两个孩子一开始就吵着要吃第一块薄煎饼。他们的母亲见此情况，认为正是进行道德教育的机会，就说：“如果耶稣在这里，他一定会说，‘让我的兄弟先吃，我等他吃完了才吃。’”
这时，凯文转身对弟弟说，“赖恩，你做耶稣吧。”
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80、Answer
A first grade teacher was telling her class about the 3 little pigs. She got to the part where the pigs get the building materials and said, "The first little pig went up to72 a man and asked, ' Excuse me sir, but may I have some straw to build a house?'"
The teacher wanted to know if the class was paying attention so she asked, "What do you think the man said?"
One boy raised his hand and said, "I think maybe the man said something like, 'WOW! A talking pig!'"

答案
一年级老师正在给同学们讲三只小猪的故事。当她讲到小猪们正在搜集建筑材料时，说：”第一只小猪走到一个人面前，问道，‘对不起，先生，能给我一些稻草盖房子吗？’”
老师为了检验同学们有没有认真听课，就问道：”你们认为那个人会说什么？”
一个男孩举手，说：”我想那个人也许会说，‘哇！一只会说话的猪！”
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81、Who Shot Abraham Lincoln
Mr. Smith and his son Rick were called to teacher 's classroom.
“Mr. Smith,”said the teacher, “I asked Rick 'Who shot Abraham Lincoln?' and he said that he didn't do it!”
“Well, teacher,” said Smith, “if my kid said he didn't do it —he didn't do it!”Father and son left the school, and on their way home, Smith turned to the boy and asked, “Tell me, son, did you do it?”

谁枪杀了阿拉伯罕·林肯
史密斯先生和他的儿子瑞克被请进老师办公室。
“史密斯先生，”老师说，“我问瑞克‘谁枪杀了阿拉伯罕·林肯？’他说不是他干的！”
“嗯，老师，” 史密斯说，“如果我的孩子说不是他干的，——那就不是他干的！”父亲与儿子离开学校，在回家的路上，史密斯问儿子：“告诉我，儿子，是你干的吗？”