73、Presents

It was the last day of school, and all the students were bringing presents for their teacher. A florist61's daughter came up and gave her teacher a box. The teacher said, “I'll bet these are flowers!” The girl replied, “How did you know? “Just a lucky guess,” she said.
Next, a boy whose family owned a candy store came up and gave the teacher a box. She said that she knew it was candy. When the boy asked how she knew, she again said, “Just a lucky guess.”
Finally, a boy whose father owned a liquor store came up and gave the teacher a box, but one of the box's corners was damp62 from a leak. The teacher asked the boy if it was wine. The boy said, “No.” She touched the leak and put it to her tongue and asked if it was champagne63. The boy again said no. Finally, she gave up and asked him what was in the box. He said happily, “A puppy64!”

礼物
就要放假了，所有的学生都给老师带来了礼物。一个种花人的女儿走上前去递给老师一个盒子。老师说：“我猜一定是花！”女孩说：“你怎么知道的？”“就是猜的。”她说。另一个家里开糖果店的小男孩也给老师一个盒子。老师说她知道一定是糖果。男孩问她怎么
知道的，她又说：“就是猜的。”最后，一个父亲开酒吧的小男孩走了过来，也给老师一只盒子，但盒子的一角有一个小漏洞，还有点湿。老师问男孩是不是酒。男孩说，“不是。”老师摸了摸湿的小洞口，还尝了尝，问是不是香槟。男孩又说不是的。最后，老师猜不着了，问盒子里到底是什么。男孩兴奋地说：“是一只小狗！”
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74、Not Enough
A child comes home from his first day at school. His Mother asks, "Well, what did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow."

不够
一个孩子上学第一天回家，他妈妈问他：“你今天学了些什么？”
那小孩回答说：”学得不够，他们让我明天再回去。”
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75、Scare
The little boy wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he made the teacher quite surprised. He tapped her on the shoulder and said. " don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't get better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking."

吓人
有个小男孩成绩不好，一天，他让他的老师吃了一惊。他拍拍老师的肩膀说：“我不想吓你，但我爸爸说如果我考不好，有人就要被打屁股。”