70、Puzzle
A group of kindergarten57 children were on a class outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board58, of the 10 most wanted men.
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
“Yes,” answered the policeman.
“Well,” wondered the child, “why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?”

困惑
一群幼儿园的孩子来到当地警局，看到公告牌上有10名通缉犯的照片。
其中有个小孩子就指着一幅照片，问这是否真的是通缉犯的照片。
“是的。”一名警察答道。
“嗯，”小孩子有些惊奇：“那你们为什么不在拍照时，就把他抓起来？”
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71、 Answer
Teacher to student: Arnold what is the most popular answer to the teacher's questions?
Arnold: I don't know ma'am.
Teacher: Correct!'

回答
老师问学生：阿诺德，老师的问题最通常得到的回答是什么？
阿诺德：我不知道，夫人。
老师：正确。
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72、A Natural Childbirth
A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, “How was I born?”
“Well honey...” said the slightly prudish59 parent, “the stork60 brought you to us.”
“Oh,” said the boy. “Well, how did you and daddy get born?” he asked.
“Oh, the stork brought us too.”
“Well how were grandpa and grandma born?” he persisted.
“Well darling, the stork brought them too!” said the parent.
Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher.　The opening sentence is:
“This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations.”

自然分娩
一个男孩被指派写关于分娩的论文。他问父母：“我是怎么出生的？”
“噢，亲爱的……”父母有点勉为其难地说：“是颧把你带给我们的。”
“那你和爸爸是怎么出生的？”
“噢，也是颧带我们来到这个世界的。”
“那爷爷和奶奶是怎么出生的？”
“噢，亲爱的，也是颧带他们来的。”父母答道。
几天后，男孩将论文交给老师。开头第一段是：“这篇论文太难写了，我们家三代没有一个人是自然分娩的。”