68、The Ugliest

Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed55 to one of the ugliest girls there.

“Why?” he asks.
St. Paul replies, “When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.” The same happens to the second guy. He asks why.

St. Paul replies, “When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.” The third guy laughs at his friends and says, “Thank God I didn't do anything like that.” He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, “Why?”

“Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone。”

最丑的

三个朋友死了，来到天堂。第一个人与一个最丑的女孩铐在了一起。
“为什么？”他问。

圣保罗回答，“你9岁那年，用石子砸死了一只鸟。”第二个也遭受到同样的待遇。他问为什么。

圣保罗答道：“你9岁那年，用石子砸死了一只鸟。”这时第三个人禁不住嘲笑起他的朋友，并说：“感谢上帝，我没做过这样的事。”于是他与天堂里最漂亮的女孩铐在一起。其他两个人问：“为什么？”

“因为她9岁的时候，用石子砸死了一只鸟。”
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69、Throw back

A four-year-old boy and his father went to the beach. There was a dead seagull56 lying on the sand. The boy asked his father, “Dad, what happened to the bird?”

His dad told him, “Son, the bird died and went to heaven.”

Then the boy asked, “Did God throw him back down?”　

扔回

一个4岁的小男孩与父亲向沙滩走去，看见一只死海鸥在沙土上。男孩问父亲：“爸爸，这只鸟怎么了？”

他爸爸说：“儿子，这只鸟死了，升天堂了。”

男孩又问道：“是上帝把它扔回来的吗？”