65、Where is God?

A little girl was eating a doughnut53 on her way to church. Since she could not eat inside, she left it outside and she prayed,“God, will you please watch my doughnut and not go anywhere else? Thank you!”Then she went inside. When the priest said,“God is here, God is there, and God is everywhere!” The little girl said,“You are wrong! God is outside watching my doughnut!”

上帝在哪

一个小女孩一边吃着油炸圈饼，一边向教堂走去。因为她不能在教堂里吃东西，她就把油炸圈饼放在外面，并祈祷道：“上帝，你可以为我看着我的油炸圈饼，不到别的地方去吗？谢谢！”然后女孩走进教堂。当牧师说：“上帝在这，上帝在那，上帝无处不在！”小女孩说：“你错了！上帝正在外面替我看着油炸圈饼呢！”
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66、Punish

Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not!
Boy: Good cause I didn't do my homework!

惩罚

男孩：我没有做完事，你会惩罚我吗？
老师：当然不。
男孩：太好了，我没有做家庭作业！
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67、pee

A boy was at a public pool.
The lifeguard blew his whistle at the boy and yelled, “Hey! Don't pee54 in the pool!”
The boy replied, “But everybody does it!”
“'Not from the diving board!” shouted the lifeguard.

撒尿

一个男孩在公共泳池里。
救生员对男孩吹口哨并大叫道：“嗨，别在泳池里撒尿！”
男孩答道：“但大家都这么做！”
“但不是在跳水台上！”救生员叫道。