30、Amazing Speed
A farmer was showing a schoolboy round his farm when they came to a field where the farmer's sheep were grazing. "How many sheep do you reckon there are ?" asked the farmer proudly.
"Seven hundred and sixty four," replied the boy after a few seconds.
The farmer gasped. “That's exactly right, boy. How did you count them so quickly ?”
"Simple," said the boy genius, "I just counted the legs and divided by four !"

神速

一个农夫领着小男生参观他的农场。当他们来到一块田地时，农夫的绵羊正在吃草。 "你数数这里有多少只羊？"农夫骄傲地说。
"七百六十四只。"几秒钟后小男孩回答。
农夫吸了一口气： "一点都没错，孩子。你怎么数得这么快？"
"很简单，"小天才说道， "我只是数了羊腿的数目，然后将它们除以四！"
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31、The Other One
A little boy went into a baker's . "How much are those cakes ?" he asked
"Two for 25 cents," said the baker.
"How much does one cost ?" asked the boy.
"13 cents,”said the baker.
"Then I'll take the other one for 12 cents !" said the boy.

另外一个

一个小男孩走进面包房。“那些蛋糕怎么卖？"他问道。
"两个25美分。"面包师傅说。
"一个多少钱？"男孩问。
"13美分。"面包师傅说。
"那么我想要另外一个12美分的。"小男孩说。
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怪物

一个小男孩跑进厨房。“爸爸，爸爸，"他说道：“门口有个怪物，长着一张很丑很丑的脸。"
"告诉他你已经有一个了。"他的父亲回答。