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26、Important
Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didn't exist
100 years ago ?
Pupil: Me !
重要
老师：你能告诉我一百年前不存在的一种很重要的东西吗？
学生：我。
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27、Keep
Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have
an infection ?
Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in20 one ear and out
the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!
留住
老师：为什么你用棉花塞住耳朵，你生病了么？
学生：是这样，你说的话我总是一只耳朵进，另一只耳朵出，所以我想这样把所有的话留在耳朵里。
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28、The Value of a Second Language
A mother mouse was out for a stroll21 with her babies when she
spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and
the cat watched the mice.
Mother mouse barked22 fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!"
The cat was so terrified that it ran for its life. Mother mouse
turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the
value of a second language?"
外语的价值
一只鼠妈妈带着她的鼠宝宝出去散步，看到一只猫在灌木后蹲着。猫和他们互相对视着。
忽然鼠妈妈凶猛地叫起来： “汪！汪！汪！"那只猫吓了一大跳，拼命逃走了。鼠妈妈转身对她的宝宝说："现在，你明白外语的价值了吧？"
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29、 confuse
"I'm confused," the little boy admitted to his teacher.
"I went to church last Sunday and they kept telling me
to stand up for23 Jesus! But then I went to the ballgame, and
everyone kept yelling, 'or Christ's sake, sit down!'"
糊涂
"我糊涂了。"小男孩对他的老师说， “上个星期天我去教堂，他们不断叫我为了耶稣站起来！可是后来我去看球赛时，所有的人都不断大叫：‘看在耶稣份上，坐下去！’"
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