23、Be Quiet
A young mother paying a visit17 to a doctor friend and his wife made no attempt to restrain her five-year-old son, who was ransacking an adjoining room.
But finally, an extra loud clatter of bottles did prompt her to say, "I hope, doctor, you don't mind Johnny being in there."
"No," said the doctor calmly, "He'll be quiet when he gets to the poisons."


安静

一位年轻的母亲去拜访一名医生，医生的妻子并不制止这位母亲5岁的儿子在隔壁房间乱翻东西。
但在最后隔壁传来一声瓶子发出的巨大响声促使她对医生说：“医生，我希望你不介意约翰呆在那里。”
“没关系。”医生平静地说：“只要他碰到那些毒药他就会安静下来。”
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24、Burn
Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to
be confronted by18 his teacher.
Teacher "Ahh, Good Morning Johnny, and where were you yesterday?"
Johnny "I'm sorry Miss, but my Granddad got burnt yesterday."
Teacher, "Was he burned very bad?"
Johnny, "Yes Mam, they don't fuck around at these crematoriums19 you know.

火烧

一天早晨小约翰刚到学校就被老师叫住：
“早上好，约翰，昨天你去哪了？”
“我很抱歉，老师，昨天我爷爷被火烧了。”
“他烧得严重吗？”
约翰说：“当然，老师，你知道他们在火葬场不敢乱来。”
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25、Sir
Teacher: What's you name ?
Pupil: Fred
Teacher: You should say “Sir”.
Pupil: OK, Sir Fred !

先生
老师：你叫什么名字？
学生：弗雷德。
老师：你应该说“先生”。
学生：好的，弗雷德先生。