17、Can Little Girls Have Babies

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It's okay, we can play that game again!”

小女孩会有孩子吗

小约翰尼跑进屋里，问： "妈妈，小女孩会有孩子吗？”
“不，”他妈妈说： "当然不会。”
然后小约翰尼就跑出屋外，他妈妈听到他对朋友们大声喊道： "没事的，我们可以再玩那个游戏了！”
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18、Sissy

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
His mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't, dear," she said. "I have to sleep in daddy's room."
A long silence was broken at last by his little voice. "The big sissy."

胆小鬼

在一个电闪雷鸣的夏日夜晚，母亲把儿子抱上了床。她正准备关灯，儿子颤着声问： "妈妈，今晚你能跟我一起睡吗？
母亲笑着抱了抱儿子，说： "我不能，亲爱的，我得到爸爸房间去睡。”
一阵长时间的沉默过后，小男孩小声嘀咕道： "胆小鬼。”

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19、Method

A family was having dinner and the little boy said,“Dad, I don't like the holes in the cheese!”“Well son, eat the cheese and leave the holes on the side of the plate. ”

方法

一家人正在用晚餐，小男孩说：“爸爸，我不喜欢奶酪上的洞洞！”
“孩子，那就吃掉奶酪，把洞洞放到碟子边上。”