14、Broke off
There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy.
"Can I touch it?"
"No way ，you already broke yours off!"

弄断
有一个小男孩和一个小女孩在一个浴缸里洗澡。突然，小女孩盯着男孩的下身看。
“我可以摸摸吗？”
“不行，你已经把你自己的弄断了。”
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15、job
"You never get anything right," complained the teacher. "What kind of job do you think you'll get when you leave school ?"
"Well, I want to be the weather girl on TV."

职业
"你从来没有做对过什么，"老师说， "你想离开学校后干什么工作？"
"噢，我想去电视台做气象女郎。"
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16、Use
Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four. The nine-year-old grabs12 a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for check-out. The cashier asks, “Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?”
The nine-year-old replies, “Nope, not for my mom.” Without thinking, the cashier responded, “Well, they must be for your sister then?”　The nine-year-old responded, “Nope, not for my sister either.”
The cashier had now become curious. “Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister -- then who are they for?”
The nine-year old says, “They're for my four-year-old little brother.” The cashier is surprised: “Your four- year-oldbrother?”
The nine-year-old explains: “Well yeah, they say on TV if you wear one of these, you can swim or ride a bike — and my little brother can't do either of those things.”

用途
两个小男孩走进杂货店。一个9岁，一个4岁。9岁的男孩从货架上拿起一盒卫生巾，递给收银台的收银小姐。收银小姐问： "噢，这一定是给你妈妈买的，是吗？”
9岁男孩说： "不，不是给我妈妈的。”收银小姐未加思考就说： "那一定是给你姐姐的？”9岁男孩回答道： "不是，也不是给我姐姐的。”
收银小姐变得有些好奇， "噢，即不是给妈妈的又不是给姐姐的——那是给谁的？”
9岁男孩说： "是给我4岁的弟弟的。”收银小姐很吃惊： "给你4岁的弟弟的？”
9岁男孩解释道： "是的，电视上说只要戴上它，你就可以游泳，骑自行车——这些我弟弟一样都不会。