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12、Where is Jesus Today
A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that
his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because
of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to
make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a
long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked his class,
"Where is Jesus today?" Steven raised his hand and
said, "He's in heaven." Mary was called on and answered,
"He's in my heart." Little Johnny, waving his hand
furiously, blurted8 out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!"
The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited
for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few
very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Little
Johnny how he knew this. And Little Johnny said, "Well...every
morning, my father gets up, bangs9 on the bathroom door, and
yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'!"
今天耶稣在哪里
一个学前班的星期日,学校老师担心起他的学生可能对耶稣基督概念上有点迷糊，因为圣诞节是耶稣的出生日。他想确定学生们是否明白耶稣是在很多年以前出生的，然后成长等等。所以老师问学生，“今天耶稣在哪里？”史蒂芬举手说：“他在天堂。”玛丽被点名回答说：“他在我心里。”这时小约翰尼热切地摇着小手，脱口而出，“我知道！我知道！他在我家卫生间！！！”顿时，整个教室一片寂静，孩子都把目光投向老师，看老师的反应。老师着实被愣住了，终于，老师清醒了过来，问小约翰尼他是怎么知道的。小约翰尼说：“每天早上，我爸爸起床后，就砰砰地敲卫生间的门，大叫：‘耶稣基督，你还在里面吗！’”
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13、I'll Have as Many of
Those as I Want
A little boy and girl were playing doctor. The little boy boldly
pulled off his shirt and pointed to his nipples.
"I've got two of these," he said. "How about
you?" The little girl opened her blouse and showed him
her nipples. So the boy pointed to his belly button10. The little
girl looked down showed him her belly button. So the little
boy dropped his drawers and pointed to his penis. The little
girl raised her skirt and pulled her underwear to the side,
but search as she might she couldn't find that particular organ.
The little boy taunted her till she ran home to her mommy. She
returned 15 minutes later with a big grin11 on her face.
"My mommy told me that when I am 20years old, I'll have
as many of those as I want!"
我想要多少就有多少
一个小男孩和一个小女孩正在玩扮医生。小男孩大胆地扯下上衣，露出乳头。
“我有两个这个。”他说： "你呢？”小女孩也掀开衣服给他看她的。接着，小男孩又指他的肚脐眼，小女孩也给他看她的肚脐眼。于是小男孩又脱下内裤露出小鸡鸡。小女孩掀开裙子，褪掉内裤，但怎么也找不到这个特殊器官。小男孩嘲笑她，小女孩就跑回家找妈妈。15分钟后，小女孩子带着深深的笑意回来了。
“我妈妈说当我20岁的时候，我想要多少就有多少!”
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