10、Goldfish

Stan: I won 92 goldfish.
Fred: Where are you going to keep them?
Stan: In the bathroom。
Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
Stan: Blindfold7 them!

金鱼

斯丹：我赢了92条金鱼。
弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？
斯丹：浴室。
弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办？
斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛！

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11、White Clothes

Mrs. Robinson was a teacher in a school. She had boys and girls in her class. One day she said to the children, "People in some countries in Asia wear white at funerals, but people in America and Europe wear white clothes when they're happy."
Then she asked a question: "What color does a woman wear in our country when she marries, Mary?"
"White, Miss," Mary said, "because she is happy."
"That's good, Mary," Mrs. Robinson said.
But then one of the boys in the class put his hand up.
"Yes, Dick." Mrs. Robinson said. "Do you want to ask something?"
"Yes, please, Miss," Dick said. "Why do men wear black in our country when they marry?"

白色衣服

罗宾逊太太是个学校的老师，在她班上有男孩和女孩。一天她对学生们说： "一些亚洲国家的人民在葬礼上才穿白色衣服，但在欧美国家人们在高兴时穿白色衣服。”
于是她问一个问题： "玛丽，在我们国家女子结婚时穿什么颜色的衣服？”
“白色，老师。”玛丽回答说， "因为她高兴。”
“回答得很好，玛丽。”老师说道。
但接着班上有位男生举起手。
“那么，迪克。” 罗宾逊太太说， "你是不是想问什么问题？”
“是的，老师，” 迪克说， "为什么在我们国家男人结婚穿黑色衣服?”