3、An Anatomy Lesson

Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off1 all of her clothes and pointed to her vagina, and said, "Johnny. This is where you come from2."
Johnny went to school the next day smiling and insisting all his friends now refer to3 him as "Lucky Johnny."
"Why?" one asked.
Johnny held his fingers an inch apart and said, "Because I came this close to being a turd."

一堂生理课

一天小约翰的妈妈决定给她的儿子上一堂生理课，于是她脱光所有的衣服指着私处说：“约翰，你是从这里生出来的。”
约翰第二天上学时一直微笑地坚持要所有的朋友把他当作“幸运的约翰”。
“为什么？”其中一位朋友问道。
约翰用手指比划着一英尺宽说：“因为我就差这么点就成了大便。”

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4、Visit

One day a boy was walking down the street when he saw a sea monster standing on the corner looking lost. The boy put a leash on the sea monster and took him to the police station.
"You should take him to the museum." said the policeman .
The next day the policeman saw the boy in the town again with the monster on the leash.
"I thought I told you to take him to the museum." said the policeman .
"I did," said the boy, "and today I'm taking him to the cinema."

参观

一天，一个男孩在街上走着时，见到一个海怪站在街角，看来是迷路了。男孩用皮带栓着海怪，带着他到了警察局。
"你得将他带到博物馆去。"警察说。
第二天，警察在城里又见到小男孩和用皮带栓着的海怪。
"我想，我应该告诉过你把他带到博物馆去吧。"警察说。
"我们去过了。"男孩说："今天我要带他去电影院。"