笑话英语
 

1、They're Busy
One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered.
“May I speak to your parents?”
“They're busy.”
“Oh. Is anybody else there?”
“The police.”
“Can I speak to them?”
“They're busy.”
“Oh. Is anybody else there?”
“The firemen.”
“Can I speak to them?”
“They're busy.”
“So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they're all busy? What are they doing?”
“Looking for me.”

他们很忙
电话铃响了,小男孩接了电话。
“请你父母听电话好吗?”
“他们很忙。”
“噢,那家里还有其他人吗?”
“还有警察。”
“我可以和他们说话吗?”
“他们很忙。”
“那还有其他人吗?”
“还有消防员。”
“我可以和他们说话吗?”
“他们也很忙。”
“请直接告诉我——你的父母、警察和消防员都在你家,但他们都很忙,他们到底在干什么?”
“在找我。”

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2、I Need Your Football
George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, "can Albert come out to play?”
“No," said the mother, "it's too cold.”
“Well, then,” said George, “can his football come out to play ?”

我要玩足球
乔冶敲着他朋友家的门。当朋友的妈妈来应门时,他问:“阿尔伯特可以出来玩吗?"
"不行,"那位妈妈说, "天气太冷了。"
"噢,那么,"乔冶, "他的足球可以出来玩吗?"